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| Majority of Idiots
So we are in the "Four More Years" age of Bush. God help us!
While watching the map of the US turn red and blue on Election night, one thing stuck out to me and probably a to large percentage of observant Americans: Why are most of the coastal states turning blue and the middle and southern states turning red? Then the next question was (not to be elitist): Why are all the important states voting for Kerry while all the fly over states voting for Bush?
Then a random though came to my mind, wouldn't it be cool if they had some state by state IQ breakdown so we can see where the intelligencia of the US lied. My initial thought would be that most of the US braintrust would be in the coastal states and Northeast, considering the higher concentration of universities and businesses in the coastal states. Well here is the listing:
State IQ Breakdown
Interesting data there. Look at how the colors breakdown between the blue and red states. The majority of the blue states are at the top of the list while the red states fill out the bottom. This makes me worry and this is where democracy failed us. We let the majority, the idiots decide our future. They can now collectively say, " Fuck you and your education, we decided your future whether you like it or not." And that sucks.
We're fucked and here is one person that expressed it best:
The Morning After
Bend over for "Four More Years". | | |
| William Hung is the new Charlie Chan/Fu Man Chu.
So this failed American Idol contestant William Hung is getting all this press lately. He also had a performance this week on American Idol. Yo an Asian brother getting press is not a bad thing but the reasons he is getting it is - real BAD".
There's the old saying that no publicity is bad pubilicity but in William Hung's case - It is. This is because the whole reason for his fame/notoriety is that he is just so bad. His original audition was broadcast on American Idol as a joke, a punchline to end a show because the singing and performance was just so bad that you had to laugh. And everybody laughed AT HIM for being so untalented and goofy. Now this one joke has gotten so much play because he is so bad that he has his own website. (URL withheld to prevent anyone from patronizing the humiliation of this man.)
So why is he famous. Face it, everyone likes to laugh at other people's short comings and misfortune's. Its a cruel world. And in Willima's case, its easy because he blatantly is not a good singer or dancer. Its like watching some karaoke performance gone bad. And now since everyone is laughing at him we can too. And apparently everyone is. He has become the new model Asian laughing stock. The new Charlie Chan with bad teeth and slanty eyes and all. You can totally picture "ching chong I'm Willaim Hung" jokes going on everywhere now in the US. What will he tell his kids, "I was famous once for being a bad singer performer". Is that something he could be proud of? Face it, if he was really good he would have made the cut.
When was the last time a talented Asian male performer got this much press? Is this how we want Asian men to be viewed? As laughing stocks and the butt of some big joke? Apparently, Hollywood and America thinks so.
Stop supporting the humiliation of this poor man. | | |
| Happy Mardi Gras!
You see. Mardi Gras is all about being homsup. It is about as homsup as you can get in the U.S. I bet chicks aren't getting busted for indecency there.
Somebody give Janet some beads! | | |
| It pays to be homsup
So I'm sure everyone has heard about the whole Paris Hilton video thing on the news for months. Now finally the whole 37 minute video is available for viewing on a pay per view basis. I won't post the url here but I am sure you can find it if you are looking for it. For the simplicity of the site, I have to say its nice how he put it in like 10 languages.
The thing is this whole thing started as some homsup dude with a hot chick girlfriend. Hell, if I was him I'll be filming the same shit too. Shit, I'll have a whole reality series based on just the sex alone. But I digress. So he shoots this video and who would have guessed how big this thing got. The deal is for $50 you get to view it 5 times in 5 days. He is quoted in the news as saying that by putting this video on the Net he can get from 30 to 100 million dollars. Damn that is better than winning the lottery and I am sure he had a fun time making the video as well.
Mad props to the dude, he is taking being homsup and amatuer porn to new levels. And this is one occasion where being homsup is sure paying off! | | |
| Yo yo yo, welcome to the HOMSUP world.
This blog is all about one thing, the "SALTY WET" thing. All my Chinese brothers will know what that means. But in case you don't, let me fill you in. What is SALTY and WET. Remember to use your imagination. The nastier the better and you will know what homsup means.
Wassup with all the media on Janet Jackson. What is wrong with us that we cannot tolerate the sista showing a little something something. The US has got to get its prude head outta its ass. Yo, how can HOMSUP live in such a prude place. I'm moving to Europe where they have shit like this on TV all the time. I've been there and they have shit nastier than that on soap commercials. Fer real.
There you can be homsup without even trying. 
PS: In case you haven't figured it out yet capitalized "HOMSUP" is me and italicized lowercase "homesup" is the adjective. | | |
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